A new airline has entered the highly competitive travel industry this week. Super Luxury Utopian Transport or SLUT airlines as it’s referred to in the company brochures, says it is offering a unique service to the weary traveler.
Airline spokesman, Chester Gropenfeel, says the fledgling airline will be offering many amenities that the other airlines do not offer.
He concluded by reciting the company motto :
“Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut.”