Weird: New Competition for Virgin Airlines

 
A new airline has entered the highly competitive travel industry this week. Super Luxury Utopian Transport or SLUT airlines as it’s referred to in the company brochures, says it is offering a unique service to the weary traveler.

 
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Airline spokesman, Chester Gropenfeel, says the fledgling airline will be offering many amenities that the other airlines do not offer.

He concluded by reciting the company motto :
“Why fly a Virgin when you can take a ride on a Slut.”

http://www.bongonews.com/layout1.php?event=1288

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