Send it Around Canada‏

Send it on to every Canadian you know.

                                  Go With the Flow

            Roger That!

Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he’s fed.

Tax his work,

Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts

Anyway!

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,

Tax his drink,

Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his car,

Tax his gas,

Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won’t be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,

Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in

Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.

Accounts ReceivableTax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline FuelTax

Airport MaintenanceTax

Building PermitTax

CigaretteTax

Corporate IncomeTax

DeathTax

Dog LicenseTax

Driving PermitTax

EnvironmentalTax (Fee)

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment (UI)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)

Gross ReceiptsTax

HealthTax

Hunting LicenseTax

HydroTax

InheritanceTax

InterestTax

LiquorTax

LuxuryTaxes

Marriage LicenseTax

MedicareTax

MortgageTax

Personal IncomeTax

PropertyTax

PovertyTax

Prescription DrugTax

Provincial Income and sales tax

Real EstateTax

Recreational VehicleTax

Retail SalesTax

Service ChargeTax

SchoolTax

Telephone FederalTax

Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

WaterTax

Watercraft RegistrationTax

Well PermitTax

Workers CompensationTax

— and in 2010 the HST

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago,

& our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,

and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in “Hell” happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

I hope this goes around CANADA at least 100 times. YOU can help it get there.

GO AHEAD – – – be a CANADIAN

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